venture capital

also referred to as: vc · vcs

64 statements across 54 episodes · 3 bullish · 38 bearish · 52 people on the record · first statement Jan 16, 2017 by Seth Goldman · across every show →

Everything said about venture capital, oldest first

Jan 16, 2017 negative
Opinion
Goldman: Avoiding VC money helped Honest Tea maintain control
“So a lot of entrepreneurs in the venture capital mode is basically they're incentivized to own more of the company. They're incentivized to exit quickly. And we didn't take that kind of money. And I'm very glad we didn't. I think that was a key piece that let …”
Seth Goldman Jan 16, 2017 ▶ 18:55 Honest Tea: Seth Goldman
May 15, 2017 neutral
Disclosure
Whole Foods Raised Venture Capital in 1988 to Accelerate Growth
“In 1988, we decided we couldn't grow as fast as we wanted to grow from just our retained profits. Tapped out all of our friends and family, and there was no angel network, so we needed to raise some venture capital.”
John Mackey May 15, 2017 ▶ 26:07 Whole Foods Market: John Mackey
Aug 7, 2017 negative
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Male VCs told Hyman they needed to consult their wives or admins
“That wasn't one investor, that was most. Let me talk to my wife, my daughter, or my admin. Those were the three, you know, target customers that we would hear.”
Jenn Hyman Aug 7, 2017 ▶ 30:21 Rent The Runway: Jenn Hyman
Aug 7, 2017
Disclosure
Jenn Hyman: One investor sexually harassed her while building Rent the Runway
“I, through the process of building Rent the Runway, was sexually harassed by one individual, and I'm happy to share that experience. However, I will say that I've had interactions with dozens and dozens of venture capitalists at dozens of firms, and this was j…”
Jenn Hyman Aug 7, 2017 ▶ 31:52 Rent The Runway: Jenn Hyman
Aug 14, 2017 negative
Disclosure
VCs rejected Artiphon, demanding hardware profitability before funding it as software.
“We talked with a lot of VCs around the country. And they say, hardware's not quite as hot as it used to be. We're more into software now. Figure that out. Get profitable as a hardware startup. Then we'd be interested in helping you scale as a software startup.”
Dr. Mike Butera Aug 14, 2017 ▶ 34:35 Radio One: Cathy Hughes (2017)
Jan 15, 2018 neutral
Insight
Hoffman: VCs fund either the current hot thing or wildly different bets
“You tend to be able to raise money from venture capitalists if it's either the current hot thing or something that's wildly different so that some VCs might think, oh, that's really interesting. I should take a different bet, and that tends to be how you shoul…”
Reid Hoffman Jan 15, 2018 ▶ 15:06 LinkedIn: Reid Hoffman
Mar 12, 2018 negative
Opinion
Liu: Raising VC for female-focused digital businesses in the 1990s was difficult
“I mean, it was hard to raise money for anything that was female-centric in the digital space.”
David Liu Mar 12, 2018 ▶ 31:36 The Knot: Carley Roney & David Liu
Apr 2, 2018 negative
Insight
Lake: Informal VC settings like Tahoe hot tubs structurally exclude female founders
“I live up in Tahoe, and like, you know, entrepreneurs, they come to me, and like, they come and hang out with me in Tahoe, and they like, drink beers in my hot tub, and like, I get to know them and their businesses, and like, you know, there's part of that tha…”
Katrina Lake Apr 2, 2018 ▶ 39:59 Stitch Fix: Katrina Lake
Apr 2, 2018 negative
Insight
Lake: VC structural unfairness requires increasing women in venture leadership roles
“And I think the, there are elements of it that just feel structurally unfair that I don't think get solved unless you change the proportion of men and women that are in leadership roles in venture capital.”
Katrina Lake Apr 2, 2018 ▶ 39:28 Stitch Fix: Katrina Lake
Jun 4, 2018 negative
Disclosure
Naficy: Initially aimed to build Minted without venture capital
“On the other hand, I was a little bit, honestly, a little bit risk-averse, and I thought that I did not want to raise venture capital again because I Had had some bumpy experiences in the first go round. So I thought I need to find a business model to apply th…”
Mariam Naficy Jun 4, 2018 ▶ 25:23 Minted: Mariam Naficy
Jun 11, 2018 negative
Opinion
Skipping venture capital preserved Honest Tea's control and prevented premature exits
“So a lot of entrepreneurs in the venture capital mode is basically they're incentivized to own more of the company. They're incentivized to exit quickly. And we didn't take that kind of money. And I'm very glad we didn't. I think that was a key piece that let …”
Seth Goldman Jun 11, 2018 ▶ 19:50 Honest Tea: Seth Goldman (2017)
Nov 26, 2018
Assertion Partly supported
Weiss: Only 4% of Venture Capital Deals Went to Female CEOs
“Four percent of venture capital deals last year went to female CEOs. So four out of a hundred deals went to women.”
Emily Weiss Nov 26, 2018 ▶ 28:03 Live Episode! Glossier: Emily Weiss
Jan 21, 2019 negative
Opinion
Dunn: Venture capital is a fundamentally misogynistically wired system
“So we have a mismatch where men who don't understand women or how women shop are trying to decide how to make investments, and only nine percent of VCs are women. So it's a fundamentally misogynistically wired system.”
Andy Dunn Jan 21, 2019 ▶ 18:57 Bonobos: Andy Dunn
Sep 30, 2019 neutral
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Walker: Adopting a subscription model was strictly to secure venture funding
“Subscription in the beginning. Yeah, that was the thing that actually got me to get the funding that I needed, because a lot of these VCs were subscription, subscription, subscription.”
Tristan Walker Sep 30, 2019 ▶ 40:12 Live Episode! Walker & Company: Tristan Walker
Sep 30, 2019 negative
Opinion
Walker: I wish I hadn't raised any of our $39M in VC
“Raised thirty nine million dollars, and the story goes, and I tell a lot of entrepreneurs this, I wish I didn't raise a cent of it.”
Tristan Walker Sep 30, 2019 ▶ 43:45 Live Episode! Walker & Company: Tristan Walker
Nov 11, 2019 neutral
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Tobaccowala: Dot-com focus shifted abruptly from traffic to profitability in mid-2000
“Everything was about, like, you know, the growth and the traffic, and there was no discussion or talk about revenue. And then the bubble burst, and all of a sudden, all anybody could I could talk about was, oh my gosh, all these companies are bleeding money. H…”
Selina Tobaccowala Nov 11, 2019 ▶ 35:32 Evite: Selina Tobaccowala
Feb 3, 2020 positive
Insight
LaFleur: Early VC rejection preserves founder equity and product vision
“I got to hold on to a lot more of my company because we couldn't raise for a while, but the result was you know, we were, I think, in a position where we could better absorb those financial resources, so there wasn't risk of other investors coming on and sayin…”
Sarah LaFleur Feb 3, 2020 ▶ 1:04:02 M.M.LaFleur: Sarah LaFleur
Feb 17, 2020
Insight
TV series development functions exactly like multi-stage venture capital investing
“And being a development executive is not unlike being a VC, I guess, of several stages. So, you know, you start with seed, where you're cultivating talent, and you're taking a lot of pitches, and then you help to cultivate the idea, and then you get to a place…”
Julia Hartz Feb 17, 2020 ▶ 9:11 Eventbrite: Julia Hartz
Feb 17, 2020 negative
Insight
Hartz: Investors should give founders a fast 'no' rather than ghosting
“The thing I learned back then is it's so important to give a fast no rather than nothing at all, because certainly not 27 VCs did not call us and say, hey, you know what, it's not for us for these reasons, or not right now, but would love to see this, and this…”
Julia Hartz Feb 17, 2020 ▶ 36:10 Eventbrite: Julia Hartz
Feb 17, 2020
Disclosure
Eventbrite deliberately left its 2009 operating plan with all 27 rejecting VCs
“So what we did was we left our 2009 operating plan with every VC that we met with. And that was sort of seen as, you know, a little risky. Because nobody knew what 2009 would hold. And then our plan B was to take a more lean approach to scaling in 2009, go bac…”
Julia Hartz Feb 17, 2020 ▶ 37:29 Eventbrite: Julia Hartz
Mar 30, 2020 negative
Insight
Grossman: Venture Capital Forces Exit Timelines That Harm Long-Term Founders
“They're gonna have some really tough metrics that I've gotta meet to give them the returns they're looking for, and then they're gonna want out in five or seven years, and I'm gonna be right back where I am today, but in a worse place.”
Ken Grossman Mar 30, 2020 ▶ 58:21 Sierra Nevada Brewing Company: Ken Grossman
Apr 20, 2020 negative
Insight
Rich Fulop: VCs rarely say no directly, preferring soft excuses
“Well, you know, with VCs, you don't really hear no, which is the frustrating part. You hear you're too soon. You're too late. Let me think about it. Check back in with me. You know, no one really wants to tell you no, that's stupid.”
Rich Fulop Apr 20, 2020 ▶ 39:17 Brooklinen: Vicki and Rich Fulop
Apr 27, 2020
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Fitbit pitched 39 venture capitalists before securing its first funding
“I remember, you know, we had a spreadsheet of target VCs. I think there are 40 names that we put on that list. And literally we went to number 40 before we were able to raise money.”
James Park Apr 27, 2020 ▶ 40:56 Fitbit: James Park
Sep 14, 2020
Insight
Awotona: Coastal VCs prioritize growth, while non-coastal VCs value revenue
“I think that the farther you are away from the coast, the more they the more investors value revenue. Whereas when you're on the coast, I think they care more about growth.”
Tope Awotona Sep 14, 2020 ▶ 59:04 Calendly: Tope Awotona
Oct 3, 2020 positive
Disclosure
Neundorfer: January Ventures scripts diligence questions to eliminate founder bias
“One of the ways that bias can show up is in the things that venture capitalists ask founders when they're in a diligence meeting, and so we've taken a really hard look at that, and I've actually begun to script out our, you know, the key questions that we want…”
Jennifer Neundorfer Oct 3, 2020 ▶ 17:22 How I Built Resilience: Jennifer Neundorfer of January Ventures
Oct 3, 2020 positive
Insight
Neundorfer: Founders must diligence specific VC funds and individual lead partners
“The second question, if founders are interested in venture capital, is to really do the diligence on the fund and the partner who is leading that deal, because there's just a wide variety of outcomes that funds are shooting towards, and stylistic differences b…”
Jennifer Neundorfer Oct 3, 2020 ▶ 13:48 How I Built Resilience: Jennifer Neundorfer of January Ventures
Oct 3, 2020 negative
Opinion
Neundorfer: Traditional venture capital's lack of access has underserved diverse founders
“What we're doing differently is really building a venture firm that is designed around access and transparency. That's not what venture has traditionally been known for. And it's what has really underserved women and underrepresented founders.”
Jennifer Neundorfer Oct 3, 2020 ▶ 1:29 How I Built Resilience: Jennifer Neundorfer of January Ventures
Feb 8, 2021 negative
What-if
Farquhar says raising Silicon Valley capital would have made Atlassian less disruptive
“I really think if we had grown up in Silicon Valley and had venture capital around us, that we would have built a very different company that wouldn't have been as disruptive as ours has been because we didn't have venture capital.”
Scott Farquhar Feb 8, 2021 ▶ 30:28 Atlassian: Mike Cannon-Brookes and Scott Farquhar
Apr 5, 2021 negative
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Venture capitalists completely avoided investing in media businesses during 2009 and 2010
“It was in 2009, 2010, Like, nobody wanted to invest in media.”
Amanda Hesser Apr 5, 2021 ▶ 1:00:44 Food52: Amanda Hesser
May 24, 2021
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Policygenius received only one term sheet for its Series A round
“That was the only term sheet that we got The only yes that we got from the VCs that we pitched that round, and he's still on our board to this day.”
Jennifer Fitzgerald May 24, 2021 ▶ 1:00:37 Policygenius: Jennifer Fitzgerald
Sep 6, 2021 bearish
Insight
Heavin: Taking venture capital starts a clock and shifts employee motives
“I knew the second you take a dime, we're starting a clock. We're starting expectations. It kind of changes the nature of people when they even come for a job interview. You know, the question is, how much stock do I get, you know?”
Bruce Heavin Sep 6, 2021 ▶ 57:57 Lynda.com: Lynda Weinman and Bruce Heavin
Nov 22, 2021 bearish
Insight
Kat Nouri: Founders lose operational control when accepting outside investor capital
“You can't run your company the way you want if you take someone else's money, and I wasn't about to let anybody ruin my vision”
Kat Nouri Nov 22, 2021 ▶ 51:32 Stasher and Modern Twist: Kat Nouri
Mar 14, 2022 negative
Opinion
Dalbir Singh: The VC model means investors win even when founders lose
“The VC model for the most part is if you win, we win, but if you lose, we still kind of win in this process.”
Dalbir Singh Mar 14, 2022 ▶ 51:03 Sukhi’s Gourmet Indian Food: Sukhi Singh and Dalbir Singh
Apr 4, 2022 negative
Opinion
Dunn: The venture capital system is fundamentally misogynistically wired
“So we have a mismatch where men who don't understand women or how women shop are trying to decide how to make investments, and only nine percent of VCs are women. So it's a fundamentally misogynistically wired system.”
Andy Dunn Apr 4, 2022 ▶ 19:35 Bonobos: Andy Dunn (2019)
Apr 28, 2022 negative
Insight
Raising venture capital forces startup founders into emotionally wrecking company sales
“Like startups, the thing they don't really tell you is when you raise VC, it's like, you have to sell it. So you're building this thing. You put your blood, sweat and tears into it. And your job is to, if you're successful is you sell it. I mean, it's like, yo…”
Lloyd Armbrust Apr 28, 2022 ▶ 17:00 HIBT Lab! Armbrust American: Lloyd Armbrust
Jul 18, 2022 negative
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Shear: Twitch pitched 40 venture capital firms and every single one passed
“We talked to 40 VCs, everyone turned us down.”
Emmett Shear Jul 18, 2022 ▶ 1:01:56 Twitch: Emmett Shear
Sep 29, 2022 negative
Opinion
Altman: Becoming a VC felt like an admission of defeat
“I didn't, like, have a ton of respect for the career path. And so there was, like, some sense in which it was an admission of defeat about, you know, I just, I can't run a company, so I'm gonna go do the easy job, or I'm gonna go do the retirement job or somet…”
Sam Altman Sep 29, 2022 ▶ 12:52 HIBT Lab! OpenAI: Sam Altman
Dec 15, 2022 negative
Disclosure
Acevedo: mitú board rejected DTC monetization to preserve VC view metrics
“So whenever I would bring up to my board, hey, should we be doing direct-to-consumer anything? Should we be charging one dollar for premium content that people could not get enough of? The answer immediately was absolutely not. You cannot disturb those numbers…”
Beatriz Acevedo Dec 15, 2022 ▶ 22:27 HIBT Lab! mitú and SUMA Wealth: Beatriz Acevedo
Apr 20, 2023 neutral
Assertion Supported
Ursa Major raised no VC funding until after its first hot-fire
“We didn't raise our first venture capital money until after we had fired that first engine”
Joe Laurienti Apr 20, 2023 ▶ 23:36 HIBT Lab! Ursa Major: Joe Laurienti
May 11, 2023
Disclosure
Landed Operates on Dual PropCo and OpCo Venture Fundraising Streams
“We had to raise money that was available to the individual buyer to invest in their home to help them with a down payment. That was. Kind of one stream. The other stream was we need money to run our company. And that was the operating business, the opco, and t…”
Alex Lofton May 11, 2023 ▶ 19:27 HIBT Lab! Landed: Alex Lofton
Jul 3, 2023 negative
Assertion Supported
Black women start U.S. businesses fastest but receive disproportionately low venture funding
“The reality is, guy, black women are starting businesses faster than any other group of people in this country, but we're not getting funding, and also, because we're not getting funding, we can't really grow our ideas, so if we really wanna, like, reduce the …”
Melissa Butler Jul 3, 2023 ▶ 1:00:50 The Lip Bar (TLB): Melissa Butler (2020)
Jul 10, 2023 neutral
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Hostile VC investors refused a founder buyout offer
“We asked them if we could buy them out. They refused.”
Mary Waldner Jul 10, 2023 ▶ 51:46 Mary's Gone Crackers: Mary Waldner
Jul 10, 2023 negative
Assertion Not checkable as stated
VC covenants blocked Mary's Gone Crackers from unapproved outside fundraising
“They had set it up that we couldn't get more money beyond a certain amount without their approval”
Mary Waldner Jul 10, 2023 ▶ 46:03 Mary's Gone Crackers: Mary Waldner
Dec 11, 2023 negative
Disclosure
Hernán López: Wondery received over 50 VC rejections in 2016
“I stopped counting the no's after I hit 50 on venture capitals”
Hernán López Dec 11, 2023 ▶ 33:09 Wondery: Hernan Lopez
Feb 26, 2024
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Chandra: Poshmark paused marketing for a year, delaying funding by 18 months
“And we cut down growth by taking our marketing and bringing it down pretty close to zero for almost a year before we restarted it while we rebuild the infrastructure. The hard part was that this year of no growth Ultimately meant that to get a real funding rou…”
Manish Chandra Feb 26, 2024 ▶ 54:57 Poshmark: Manish Chandra
Feb 26, 2024
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Chandra: VCs told him to avoid consumer tech post-dot-com crash
“Couple of VCs I talked to, he said, hey guys, if you did something in database, we'd, you know, look at you, but consumer, I mean, stay away from it, you know, and again, you have to remember, we are just coming out of dot com, so consumer is still not a very …”
Manish Chandra Feb 26, 2024 ▶ 13:34 Poshmark: Manish Chandra
Aug 12, 2024 neutral
Insight
Nick Green: Early-stage VCs chase explosive growth over unit economics
“And I think VCs, especially that early stage, when they see that you've got a tiger by the tail in terms of growth, they want in.”
Nick Green Aug 12, 2024 ▶ 41:07 Thrive Market: Nick Green
Aug 12, 2024 negative
What-if
Nick Green: VCs would have vetoed Thrive Market's early sustainability practices
“The other big benefit was that had we had VCs they didn't care about the mission. So their focus would be, how do you make the business model work? And I think they would have looked at that in a very short term way. The influencers cared only about the missio…”
Nick Green Aug 12, 2024 ▶ 32:12 Thrive Market: Nick Green
Aug 26, 2024 negative
Assertion Contradicted
Seth Berkowitz: Venture capital was not touching food businesses in 2004
“First of all, venture doesn't, wasn't touching food at that point, and so it was entirely friends and family we were looking for.”
Seth Berkowitz Aug 26, 2024 ▶ 22:17 Insomnia Cookies: Seth Berkowitz
Nov 4, 2024 neutral
Insight
Accepting Venture Capital Forces Founders to Build a Different Business
“I think it meant you're, you come to that fork in the road of, if you're taking venture capital on, you're now deciding to build a different kind of business in a different way.”
Matt Meeker Nov 4, 2024 ▶ 35:48 BARK: Matt Meeker
Jul 17, 2025 negative
Assertion Not checkable as stated
McLeod: No VC would invest in Hinge during its product relaunch
“When we did the relaunch, you know, my first instinct was obviously to, like, go raise money. So I was talking to every VC, but no one would give me money.”
Justin McLeod Jul 17, 2025 ▶ 38:03 Advice Line with Justin McLeod of Hinge
Jul 21, 2025
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Ahmed: WHOOP was rejected by 95% of VCs during early fundraising
“I was strung out, and at that point, you know, going to VCs and getting rejected by 95% of them.”
Will Ahmed Jul 21, 2025 ▶ 38:08 WHOOP: Will Ahmed
Aug 18, 2025
Insight
Errett: Great venture capitalists position themselves to get lucky
“As I used to say in venture, a great venture capitalist position themselves to get lucky. You know, they hang around in the right places, and they talk to the right people, and they know enough relationships, and they have the capital, but most of the time the…”
Amy Errett Aug 18, 2025 ▶ 1:15:19 Madison Reed: Amy Errett
Aug 25, 2025 negative
Disclosure
Chestnut: Mailchimp rejected venture capital due to uniform scare-tactic pitches
“You know, for the first two, I started to think about it, because I really believed their pitches, and then by the 10th one, I realized they were all saying the same thing, they were all using the same playbook and it was always a scare tactic, like, if you do…”
Ben Chestnut Aug 25, 2025 ▶ 37:34 (July 2021) Ben Chestnut: From Side Business to $12 Billion – The Accidental Triumph of Mailchimp
Sep 29, 2025 neutral
Insight
Newmark says VCs ignored online classifieds because projected returns were too small
“Because then VCs and bankers were funding people to make a lot of money, and there's not the kind of money that they're talking about in classifieds.”
Craig Newmark Sep 29, 2025 ▶ 43:08 Craigslist: Craig Newmark — The Forrest Gump of the Internet
Oct 13, 2025 negative
Disclosure
Faherty avoided venture capital and private equity to remain independent indefinitely
“And so I knew that sort of like going the venture capital private equity route was something we wouldn't do because of what we wanted to do with the brand, how we wanted to do this forever. We didn't really want to sell it.”
Alex Faherty Oct 13, 2025 ▶ 55:57 Faherty Brand: Alex and Mike Faherty. How Jersey Shore + Manhattan Chic grew to 80 stores.
Oct 30, 2025 negative
Insight
Shah: Founders should avoid raising VC if bootstrapping can work
“There's a lot of prestige in raising money, but the truth is you'd rather not raise money if you can get to the next level without it. And so even if that means you might move a little slower, often that's a better decision. And when the time is right to raise…”
Niraj Shah Oct 30, 2025 ▶ 23:56 Advice Line with Niraj Shah of Wayfair
Dec 11, 2025 negative
Opinion
McElroy: Lifestyle brands do not fit the venture capital return model
“That type of return on an, on a lifestyle brand, I don't think fits the VC sort of paradigm. And so with Knox it was, it's been bootstrapped this whole time.”
Chris McElroy Dec 11, 2025 ▶ 30:50 Advice Line with Scott Tannen of Boll & Branch and Jamie Siminoff of Ring
Dec 15, 2025 negative
Opinion
Slava Rubin: Most VCs avoid risk and only want de-risked upside
“Most VCs don't actually want to do risky things. They want everything de-risked. And then they just wanted to invest on the upside.”
Slava Rubin Dec 15, 2025 ▶ 45:44 93 Rejections, One Revolution: How Indiegogo Changed Crowdfunding Forever
Jan 12, 2026 negative
Opinion
Iberti argues venture capital destroys great retail concepts by pushing aggressive overexpansion
“I mean, how many great concept that we've seen over the years that, you know, just got crushed because VC money got in and pushed it too hard. I mean, there's dozen of example.”
J.P. Iberti Jan 12, 2026 ▶ 58:07 La Colombe Coffee Roasters: Todd Carmichael and J.P. Iberti. A Brotherhood Built on Coffee (2020)
Jan 29, 2026 negative
Insight
Founders should ignore venture capitalists pushing top-line sales to avoid dilution
“What I'm going to tell you is to ignore your VC no matter what they say. If they tell you to chase sales, ignore them, because they'll be right in saying this is the only way to get huge, but you don't want to be in the position where you lose control of your …”
Mark Cuban Jan 29, 2026 ▶ 12:55 Advice Line with Serial Entrepreneur Mark Cuban
Feb 23, 2026 negative
Opinion
Venture capital pitches are adversarial games where entrepreneurs routinely lie
“If you've ever been a VC pitch, they're really weird things, because they're basically, the VCs are up there playing defense. They're like goalies. And the entrepreneurs, the people who are pitching are just lying to them.”
Jim McKelvey Feb 23, 2026 ▶ 54:02 Square: Jim McKelvey. He Lost a $2,000 Sale, Then Built a $10 Billion Company
Apr 13, 2026
Disclosure
Angle: iRobot Did Not Take Venture Capital Until Year Eight
“We did not take venture capital until year eight.”
Colin Angle Apr 13, 2026 ▶ 11:41 iRobot: Colin Angle. How The Roomba Became a Household Icon
Jun 8, 2026 neutral
Insight
Lütke: Raising venture capital forces a race to either IPO or sell
“I took the investments knowing that I'm going to be raising the clock to either go public or get sold. That was the duality of outcome. And by the way, this is true for every person who sells shares in their company.”
Tobias Lütke Jun 8, 2026 ▶ 53:12 Shopify: Tobias Lütke. How a snowboarder built a $150 billion business (2019)
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