dating

“The bar for pursuing has actually never been lower. Because you used to have to do wild things to get a woman to pay attention to you, right? You know, you'd have to ask her father if you could even take her out. You would have to get through a slew of brother…”

“Dating is not entertainment. Dating is auditioning. You're auditioning for the role of husband. And that means not very many second dates. Not very many second dates, because you know. Second dates are mostly entertainment.”

“My favorite first date question that I recommend everybody ask is, ask the person you're on a date with what did you learn from your last relationship? And the red flag is if the person starts going off about how horrible their ex was, and how shitty they were…”