The Ledger, every show

“Is he a plastic bag in the wind? Yes.”

“There's going to be no empathy if anything bad happens.”

“Now, my last special was supposed to be with Amazon, so it was with Amazon, and they had some notes, and I bought it back from them, and I put it out myself.”

“So I think people rejected the democratic proposal. And they went with what the other alternative was, which was Trump.”

“I would say that his greatest skill is listening to what people say.”

“It's impossible to do these negotiations with any leverage if you have the people within your own country questioning your ability to negotiate in real time.”

“I think this is what Republicans are doing way better than Democrats right now is like Democrats don't have build the wall. They don't have slogans. They don't have things that immediately tap into like core emotional feeling”

“I think that they could easily win the next election if they made it a class war, but they don't because it feels like they're in the pockets of these billion dollar corporations.”

“Capitalism is bad when you're left behind. When you're invested in capitalism, it's great, baby.”

“And I think that we've almost like tricked the American public into thinking that investing is gambling.”

“I think that what we did is created another marketplace for comedy that the streaming networks had to now compete with. So they were losing comics to YouTube because it was more advantageous to put your comedy up on YouTube and build a following and then go se…”

“There's an obsession with conspiracy, because there's, I mean, that's twofold. One, like, it's the easiest way for dumb people to feel smart, like, when you know something no one else knows, and you get to share with people, like, there's that, like, dopamine …”

“So I think he's going to behave really well because now he's in the most powerful position he will ever be in.”

“If you want to talk about like power plays, you got to watch out for JD. That guy's a, that guy's high emotional intelligence.”

“If you tap into the culture, like to let them know, hey, I didn't learn this from the Simpsons. And I learned it from my buddy's family. Then I think you'll see people who are like Indian Sri Lankan, they'll be like, oh, he, oh, he got, he's got friends.”

“Get the American people invested in American success, and you will find so much more patriotism.”

“Not a single note.”

“And like two weeks after they put that congestion pricing thing, everybody I knew with a car was like, this is the greatest thing the city is.”

“It came down to like 700 dollars in my bank account. I was like renting out the room where I slept in, and I would sleep in a closet in my apartment, and it just, and it worked out.”

“We just picked the best”