Plumtree

“We tried to acquire Atlassian back in Like, 98 or something. We thought we should get them cheap. They're a little dinky company, but they had a plan, you know, and they're like, pound sand, there's no way.”

“There was this oil company called Syncrude that just bought this enterprise portal software called Plumtree and spent like two million dollars on licenses, but they didn't have anybody that knew how it worked.”