Mar 3, 2025 · 28m · the-pitch
#24 unGlue
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Entrepreneur Alon Schwartz pitches unGlue, a gamified screen-time management app for families, to a panel of venture capitalists on Gimlet Media's The Pitch. Although the investors unanimously praise Schwartz's entrepreneurial track record and vision, they ultimately decline to fund the $3 million round due to concerns over competitive pricing compression and technical defensibility.
How this conversation actually went
Every chapter scored 0–10 on four independent dynamics. Hover any point for the reasoning behind the score. Josh holds 27.6% of the talking time here. How this is scored →
speaking balance: gold is Josh, purple is the guest (3 minute bins)
Alon directly refuses the investors' patronizing framing that a $10M-$20M exit is good enough for him, asserting they are fundamentally misjudging the market size.
Hardest push from Josh ▶ 10:49 Daniel questions technical necessity over Wi-Fi routersDaniel directly pushes back on the product's defensibility, arguing that most parental management can simply be executed via home broadband routers.
Biggest teaching moment ▶ 11:13 Alon explains how kids bypass home Wi-Fi restrictionsAlon educates Daniel on child behavior, explaining that kids immediately switch to cellular data the moment home Wi-Fi is shut off, requiring an on-device MDM solution.
Josh holds their own ▶ 18:53 Charles outlines the VPN commoditization threatCharles demonstrates deep sector knowledge by detailing competitor approaches using traffic tunneling and warning of rapid price erosion toward zero.
the scores for every segment, with the reasoning behind each
| Chapter | Topic | Josh as informed peer | Guest teaching | Guest disagreement | Josh pushing back | Why |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alon Schwartz Pitches unGlue and Shares Origin Story | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | Alon opens the pitch sharing the origin story of unGlue and his frustration dealing with his own children's device addiction. The investors listen supportively without challenging his premises. | |
| Explaining unGlue Mechanics and Chore Incentives | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | Jillian challenges the assumption that teenagers would voluntarily buy into a parental control app. Alon counters using his survey of 1,500 parents and kids to show teens recognize screen addiction is harmful. | |
| Retention Metrics and Founder Background | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 | Phil interrogates unGlue's churn and annual discount structure, which Alon clarifies with detailed subscriber conversion figures. Jillian asks about Alon's background, and he highlights his previous exit with Docstoc. | |
| Technical Defensibility and Market Size Vision | 5 | 5 | 4 | 6 | Daniel suggests parental controls could easily be managed on home Wi-Fi or via simple calendar apps. Alon directly corrects him, explaining that kids easily switch to cellular networks to bypass Wi-Fi restrictions and require persistent enforcement. | |
| Investors Pass on Funding unGlue | 5 | 2 | 5 | 6 | All four investors pass, praising Alon as a founder but declaring the market scale too small or defenseless. Alon firmly pushes back against the suggestion that unGlue is only suited for a small exit. | |
| Investor Debrief and Discussion of Competitors | 5 | 3 | 4 | 5 | In the follow-up debrief, Josh challenges Alon's explanation of why investors passed, arguing they simply did not view device addiction as a large standalone venture scale business. Alon maintains his conviction and notes the Apple activist investor news. |