Tew: Only 50% of users could do nothing for two minutes
Alex Tew · Calm: Alex Tew and Michael Acton Smith · May 26, 2025 · at 38:00
Alex Tew discusses user behavior metrics on his viral web experiment 'Do Nothing for Two Minutes'.
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“And funnily enough, only about 50% of people who went on the page could actually do nothing, like not touch their mouse or keyboard.”
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