Everything Caleb Hammer said on any show that made the record, most notable first. Each card names its show and opens the statement there.
Hammer: Dave Ramsey's $2,000 Beater Car Strategy Doesn't Work Anymore
“So the classic Dave Ramsey, 2000 hour car, that's, they're going to be putting 2000 hours into it every few months just to keep it going. And that doesn't work anymore.”
Hammer: Ramsey's 6-7% Retirement Withdrawal Rule Is Dangerous
“They suggest you can withdraw six to seven percent a year. And just live off of it forever. Cause it averages 10% a year, but it makes no sense. Like no financial model agrees with that. You, four percent has a 95% chance of completion. Even four percent is no…”
Hammer: A Reliable Used 'Beater' Car Now Costs Around $10,000
“I mean, a two to 3000 hour car, three to 4000 hour car that also puts you in a bad financial position. Cause it's not pre pandemic times where you could get a beater. Like that now your new beater that's going to be reliable for a while is like, 10 K.”
Hammer got a guest fired for using a racial slur
“I called his boss in the post show and got him fired.”
Hammer: Social Security Faces a 25% Cut Within Five Years
“Social security about to get a 25% cut in literally five years.”
Hammer: Paying to chat on OnlyFans reflects a severe loneliness epidemic
“The only fan subscription itself, isn't what scares me. What scares me is the people paying to chat because you're also paying to chat to an Indian overseas. And it's, I don't know what it's. It's just an indication of the absolute insanity. That is the loneli…”
Hammer: Only education, housing, and healthcare increased as US income shares
“School, housing, healthcare. Some of the, it's like the three, only three categories that has gone up as a percentage of our income as Americans over the past hundred years or so. Everything else has gone down. Even groceries, even going out to eat has gone do…”
Hammer: Modern Individuals Have More Disposable Income Than Any Point in History
“It might be a lower percentage of homeowners, but in terms of disposable income that we have, it's better than anywhere else in human history.”
Hammer: Americans Value Lifestyle Convenience Over Becoming or Looking Rich
“So I would say look rich more than be rich, but even more than look rich is just to have the lifestyle in their own life of like convenience. They'd rather have that more than anything, especially in America.”
Hammer: Ramsey's $1,000 Starter Emergency Fund Rule Is Outdated
“Sticking to a thousand dollars since, like, the nineties for A starter emergency fund is kind of fucking crazy.”
Hammer: Society is better without gambling, but practical focus must be education
“It's probably, if we had the dictatorial stamp, it's probably better for society if it didn't exist. That's not how it works. So we just have to decide, educate people on how to do it properly.”
Hammer: Increasing Student Loan Caps Directly Drives Up College Tuition
“I'm not pro infinite student loan debt forever because every time we raise the gap on student loans, the cost of college goes up. It is an infinite cycle there.”
Hammer: 40% of Americans Cannot Cover a $400 Emergency Expense
“40% of Americans can't do a 400 dollar emergency.”
Hammer: Klarna interest reaches 35%, exceeding high-rate credit cards
“And a Klarna loan immediately gets you up to like 35%, where even like the highest credit cards, we're talking 30%.”
Hammer: Nearly 30% of youth bet on sports, with similar gender rates
“Interesting enough, both genders are actually using those sports betting pretty similar. It's like off by like four percent. I think it's nearly like 30% of young people. But pretty close to both genders, but they're not really talking about the young women ge…”
Hammer: Gamblers indirectly fund sports betting via credit card debt displacement
“They don't use debt to do it, but in a way they do, because on their checking account, they'll use this much of it on sports betting, which means in order to fund the rest of the lifestyle that would take up this much, they have to put this much on a credit ca…”
Hammer: College borrowers average $38K debt and 40% drop out
“The average, not median, so average, which is a little boosted, borrows like 38,000 dollars to get a to get a bachelor's degree, if I'm not mistaken, or to go all the way through college. And 40% of those who borrow drop out.”
Hammer: Meal delivery services have a 90% markup
“And then the percentage of those meals specifically getting delivered, which has a 90% markup.”
Hammer: $1,000 monthly dining spend is common among Financial Audit guests
“A thousand dollars going out to eat a month is not uncommon on our show.”
Hammer recommends a one-month emergency fund before aggressive debt payoff
“So that's why we recommend at least a one month emergency fund before going crazy on debt.”
Hammer: Debtors fiercely resist downgrading expensive cars despite $40,000 net gains
“People just like, when I can get them to actually relatively break even on the car, then go borrow for a 10,000 dollar car, and they make like a net gain of 40,000 dollars, they'll fight me to the bone.”
Hammer: Highlighting the burden on children breaks through defensive financial habits
“It is usually, if I can loop it back to their kids, it always wins. Cause that's where they really feel that emotion. You know, if I can make clear that like their kids are going to have to put their lives on hold to take care of their parents that just sacrif…”
Hammer: Promises without immediate bank statement proof indicate lack of reform
“If the documents in front of me that represent your most recent month show that you clearly aren't doing that now, I don't care what you say you're going to do. That's the easiest thing for me to see. It's the actual action in the moment. If people are just us…”
Hammer chooses to invest rather than prepay his 2% student loans
“I still own my student loans. I mean, they're like two percent. So what am I going to do? I'm investing. Like I'm investing. I'm not, you know, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do my standard 10 year process and I'm investing.”