Mar 5, 2025 · 27m · tbpn
Packy McCormick Breaks Down Ramp's New $13B Valuation and Where He's Investing Right Now.
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Investor and Not Boring author Packy McCormick joins hosts Jordi Hays and John Coogan to discuss Ramp's valuation trajectory, the operational leverage enabled by AI software, and modern venture capital strategies across deep tech, media, and crypto.
How this conversation actually went
Every chapter scored 0–10 on four independent dynamics. Hover any point for the reasoning behind the score. The hosts hold 51.6% of the talking time here. How this is scored →
speaking balance: gold is the hosts, purple is the guest (3 minute bins)
Packy firmly dismisses the popular proposal that Substack should bundle top creators into a single subscription, arguing creator egos and bespoke sponsor dynamics make it unworkable.
Hardest push from the hosts ▶ 18:00 Coogan presses on Substack aggregation modelCoogan directly challenges Packy by asking why Substack should not aggregate creators into a single $20/month bundle rather than letting individual writers monetize externally.
Biggest teaching moment ▶ 18:24 Packy explains why creator ad networks failPacky educates the hosts on creator economics, explaining why top brands partner with bespoke creators rather than programmatic ad networks.
The host holds their own ▶ 2:39 Coogan breaks down down-round mechanicsCoogan displays deep startup finance knowledge by dissecting cram downs, pay-to-play provisions, and founding equity wiped out in 2023 tech down rounds.
the scores for every segment, with the reasoning behind each
| Chapter | Topic | The hosts as informed peer | Guest teaching | Guest disagreement | The hosts pushing back | Why |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ramp's Valuation Trajectory and Tech Down Rounds | 6 | 3 | 1 | 1 | Coogan demonstrates detailed market expertise by detailing the brutal mechanics of 2023 tech down rounds, including pay-to-play terms, cram downs, and founder dilution. Packy provides historical valuation context for Ramp's early funding rounds. | |
| The Ramp Safety Dilemma and Financial Automation | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | The exchange is lighthearted and collaborative as the hosts riff on 'Ramp safety' and AGI parallels. Packy joins the bit with jokes about running out of atoms in the universe and personal anecdotes about his father. | |
| Macro Investment Outlook and Humanoid Robotics Froth | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 | Hays introduces market top indicators and checks BMW's market cap against humanoid robotics valuations. Packy provides a reasoned investment framework analyzing the $45T human wage TAM against the severe competitive risks in hardware robotics. | |
| Lean Startup Leverage and Challenging Incumbents | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | Hays highlights Packy's thesis on lean software leverage citing Cursor's ARR efficiency. Packy expands on this, highlighting that smaller teams can now attack massive entrenched incumbents like K-12 education rather than just building lean apps. | |
| AI Writing Tools and Common Model Artifacts | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | Packy critiques common LLM quirks such as repetitive em-dash usage and the overuse of 'delve'. Coogan demonstrates technical domain knowledge by proposing an explanation rooted in Kenyan RLHF training datasets and hashtag artifacts. | |
| Substack Media Models and Platform Bundling | 5 | 5 | 3 | 3 | Coogan challenges Packy on whether Substack should build a unified subscription bundle and ad network. Packy pushes back, explaining how creator egos and ad network misalignment cause bundling models to break down in practice. | |
| Category Dominance Investing and Biotech Realities | 6 | 5 | 2 | 2 | The hosts cite Sebastian Mallaby's venture writing and contrast software with hard tech physics constraints. Packy honestly outlines his boundary conditions as an investor, admitting he avoids early science risk in biotech without specialized genomics partners. |