Alpine Investors

17 statements across 1 episodes · 5 bullish · 3 bearish · 1 people on the record · first statement Apr 7, 2026 by Graham Weaver · said 7 times in 1 episodes since 2026 · across every show →

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Apr 7, 2026 negative
Insight
Graham Weaver: PE playbooks fail unless firms install their own operators
“The reason you can make that playbook consistent is because you're putting your own people in to run it. This took me 10 years to figure out, but we would back founders and then say, Hey, we have all these great ideas and the founders would just smile and writ…”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 10:10 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026
Disclosure
Weaver: Alpine Invested ~$59M Total Equity in Apex Service Partners
“We put in a total of 50 in the first deal. We might have put in like that first year, like another maybe nine or so that first year, and then that was it. Then we never put in any more.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 28:51 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 positive
Insight
Graham Weaver: Rollups compound individual company superpowers into a repeatable playbook
“Each company has a superpower, but after, let's just say, 10 deals, you've got all the superpowers, you know, and now your next deal, your 11th deal has 10 superpowers. Often you can improve that business dramatically, really fast, just because you take that p…”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 10:00 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 bullish
Assertion Open · timeframe Dec 2026
Weaver: Apex Scaled to $3B Revenue and $500M Earnings in Six Years
“Three billion of revenue, five hundred million of earnings. And we, I think importantly that, that happened without us putting in any additional money.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 28:38 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026
Assertion Supported
Weaver: Alpine has acquired 800 companies over 31 years in private equity
“We've bought 800 companies. I've been doing, I've been in private equity, 31 years.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 1:00:26 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Weaver: Alpine's First Fund Lost Money and Drained My Savings
“And then with Alpine, I mean, our first fund lost money, drained my savings account. Then we started calling our way back, got smacked by the Great Recession, drained my savings account again.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 14:22 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 neutral
Disclosure
Weaver: Alpine Finances Add-On Acquisitions Entirely With Cash Flow and Debt
“Once we get it going, we can usually finance all the acquisitions with cashflow and debt. So we don't have to put in any more equity.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 6:46 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 positive
Disclosure
Weaver: Former Navy SEALs Frequently Lead Alpine's Platform Portfolio Companies
“The Navy seal is actually the, a very common background of our leaders in, in these businesses.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 6:20 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 neutral
Assertion Supported
Weaver: Alpine managed only $200M to $400M after 14 years
“We were 14 years in. I want to say managing maybe two or three, three or four hundred million dollars, something like that.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 42:23 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 bearish
Prediction Not checkable as stated
Graham Weaver: AI app startups with $500M valuations will go to zero
“And they'll have two million of revenue and a five hundred million dollar valuation, and they're gonna go to zero. Like, they're gonna be worth absolutely zero.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 17:55 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 bearish
Prediction Not checkable as stated
Weaver: AI technology across many industries will become commoditized, not a differentiator
“I think the technology in many, many industries is going to be commoditized... I think ultimately, I think most people are gonna have access to the same technology. So it'll be a tool and it'll help everybody, but it's not gonna be the thing, you know, it's no…”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 20:46 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 neutral
Disclosure
Weaver: Alpine's Average Add-On Acquisition Is Roughly $30 Million
“The, I think the average deal we did is like, thirty million dollars. So the company might have 15 to twenty million of revenue, something like that.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 6:30 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026
Disclosure
Graham Weaver: Didn't have $1M in the bank until his 40s
“So I'll say a million dollars in the bank because I think that's the, that's when I actually felt like I had a million dollars. And that was the, that was year 14. That was one week. No shit. That was year 14 of start, so I'm, I was 29 plus four, so yeah, I'm …”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 43:32 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 bullish
Assertion Partly supported
Graham Weaver: Alpine Investors' last four funds achieved or track toward 5x MOIC
“About 15 years ago, we set an objective to become the number one performing private equity fund in the world as measured by net MOIC, you know, the return on capital and our last since we set that goal, the four funds we invested after that have all done five …”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 1:57 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026
Assertion Not checkable as stated
Alpine Investors: Fund 1 generated no carry at all
“First of all, fund one generated no carry at all. And then fund two, we needed to sell. It was really the very last business in that fund that we sold until, until we got paid.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 44:18 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 neutral
Assertion Not publicly verifiable
Weaver: Alpine's Fund I hit 40 cents before returning 95 cents
“You know, at one point that fund was marked at. 40 cents. We ended up returning like 95 cents.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 41:45 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
Apr 7, 2026 positive
Insight
Weaver: Playbook adoption correlates nearly 100% with portfolio company success
“If you look at our companies that we have in our portfolio, there is a pretty much a 100% correlation between how much of the playbooks they're running and how successful their businesses are.”
Graham Weaver Apr 7, 2026 ▶ 1:00:50 We asked a $18.9B Investor how to survive the AI bubble
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