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Graham Weaver: AI app startups with $500M valuations will go to zero
“And they'll have two million of revenue and a five hundred million dollar valuation, and they're gonna go to zero. Like, they're gonna be worth absolutely zero.”
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Graham Weaver: PE playbooks fail unless firms install their own operators
“The reason you can make that playbook consistent is because you're putting your own people in to run it. This took me 10 years to figure out, but we would back founders and then say, Hey, we have all these great ideas and the founders would just smile and writ…”
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Weaver: Proprietary data and deep interfaces are the only AI app moats
“I think if you can build proprietary data sets, which is harder than it sounds or you can build really deep interfaces with your customers, which is also harder than it sounds. Those are moats you can build, but really, I think sometimes what you're really, yo…”
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Weaver: AI technology across many industries will become commoditized, not a differentiator
“I think the technology in many, many industries is going to be commoditized... I think ultimately, I think most people are gonna have access to the same technology. So it'll be a tool and it'll help everybody, but it's not gonna be the thing, you know, it's no…”
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Weaver: VC-backed AI rollups in property management lack technological advantage
“I know there's been a bunch of AI native rollups launched by venture firms in property management. What tech, like what's their real advantage? Like, are they gonna have technology that's better than anyone else? I would say the answer is no.”
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Graham Weaver: Building businesses yields 100x returns versus 2x from cost-cutting
“Building things is a lot more durable than ripping things apart. Cause you can make like one and a half times your money, or maybe, maybe even two times your money ripping stuff If you're lucky, if you time the exit just right. But if you actually build someth…”
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Graham Weaver: Alpine Investors' last four funds achieved or track toward 5x MOIC
“About 15 years ago, we set an objective to become the number one performing private equity fund in the world as measured by net MOIC, you know, the return on capital and our last since we set that goal, the four funds we invested after that have all done five …”
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Weaver: Apex Scaled to $3B Revenue and $500M Earnings in Six Years
“Three billion of revenue, five hundred million of earnings. And we, I think importantly that, that happened without us putting in any additional money.”
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Graham Weaver: Working a job to fund a future startup never works
“The biggest mistake people make is the denominator. And they, so they go like, here's a perfect example. I really want to start a business. I'm going to go take this other job first, and then I'm going to make some money and then I'm going to, and then I'm goi…”
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Weaver: Financial freedom requires only 9 to 12 months of savings
“Having three to six months of savings is level one, which is like the peace of mind, because then, you know, like I said, you have some unexpected expense and you're fine. You don't lose sleep over that. You know, you don't have to decide if you're going to pa…”
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Weaver: Former Navy SEALs Frequently Lead Alpine's Platform Portfolio Companies
“The Navy seal is actually the, a very common background of our leaders in, in these businesses.”
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Weaver: Alpine Finances Add-On Acquisitions Entirely With Cash Flow and Debt
“Once we get it going, we can usually finance all the acquisitions with cashflow and debt. So we don't have to put in any more equity.”
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Weaver: Backing a High-Attribute Operator Betting Their Career Is the Greatest Formula
“The general part about having a really high attribute person betting their career on a business. Is a great formula. It's probably a lot of what you talk about on this podcast. I mean, it's the greatest formula there is.”
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Graham Weaver: Rollups compound individual company superpowers into a repeatable playbook
“Each company has a superpower, but after, let's just say, 10 deals, you've got all the superpowers, you know, and now your next deal, your 11th deal has 10 superpowers. Often you can improve that business dramatically, really fast, just because you take that p…”
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Weaver: Alpine Invested ~$59M Total Equity in Apex Service Partners
“We put in a total of 50 in the first deal. We might have put in like that first year, like another maybe nine or so that first year, and then that was it. Then we never put in any more.”
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Weaver: Side projects must test personal energy, not early business traction
“If you could build a business in five hours a week, like it wouldn't be worth building, you know? So it's not that you're looking for, like, does it light you up in that five hours a week? Was that the five hours you were looking forward to that all week? Or w…”
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Weaver: Alpine's Fund I hit 40 cents before returning 95 cents
“You know, at one point that fund was marked at. 40 cents. We ended up returning like 95 cents.”
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Graham Weaver: Didn't have $1M in the bank until his 40s
“So I'll say a million dollars in the bank because I think that's the, that's when I actually felt like I had a million dollars. And that was the, that was year 14. That was one week. No shit. That was year 14 of start, so I'm, I was 29 plus four, so yeah, I'm …”
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Alpine Investors: Fund 1 generated no carry at all
“First of all, fund one generated no carry at all. And then fund two, we needed to sell. It was really the very last business in that fund that we sold until, until we got paid.”
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Weaver: Playbook adoption correlates nearly 100% with portfolio company success
“If you look at our companies that we have in our portfolio, there is a pretty much a 100% correlation between how much of the playbooks they're running and how successful their businesses are.”
Disclosure
Weaver: Alpine's Average Add-On Acquisition Is Roughly $30 Million
“The, I think the average deal we did is like, thirty million dollars. So the company might have 15 to twenty million of revenue, something like that.”
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Weaver: Alpine's First Fund Lost Money and Drained My Savings
“And then with Alpine, I mean, our first fund lost money, drained my savings account. Then we started calling our way back, got smacked by the Great Recession, drained my savings account again.”
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Weaver: Alpine managed only $200M to $400M after 14 years
“We were 14 years in. I want to say managing maybe two or three, three or four hundred million dollars, something like that.”
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Weaver: Alpine has acquired 800 companies over 31 years in private equity
“We've bought 800 companies. I've been doing, I've been in private equity, 31 years.”
