Everything Jack Kuveke said on any show that made the record, most notable first. Each card names its show and opens the statement there.
Kuveke: Adam Neumann's Company Will Probably Explode but Generate Viral Marketing
“His company's probably going to explode at some point, but he's going to get mega viral push marketing for your company.”
Kuveke: Deel planted a spy in Rippling to steal Slack data
“Apparently what went on is a deal found an ex rippling and found a rippling employee and basically planted them in the company. And then this guy just went into Slack channels and stole all of their like rippling sales and marketing information and Pawned off …”
Kuveke: TechCrunch has devolved into publishing fabricated hit pieces
“Now it's become basically like the Daily Mail or like the New York Post where they're just putting out like just hit pieces that are completely fabricated.”
Kuveke: Ilya Sutskever's SSI raised at a $34B valuation with zero revenue
“Safe super intelligence with this Ilya, the old CTO of open AI's company just raised at a thirty four billion dollar valuation. And what, how much money are they making? Zero.”
Kuveke: Mira Murati raising $2B seed at a $10B valuation
“Mira, the other co-founder of OpenAI is raising a two billion dollar seed round at a ten billion dollar valuation. She's not offering the rules of the engagement are that she has more, more board votes than everyone combined on the board plus one.”
Kuveke: US heading toward Great Depression with a devalued dollar
“I'm like more and more convinced that we're just going to go into like a great depression. The dollar is going to be slashed to a 10th of what it's worth.”
Kuveke: VCs that block founder secondary sales are predatory
“If a VC doesn't allow you to take out secondaries in your company, run for the hills. That's a predatory VC.”
Kuveke: Adam Neumann's Flow Is a Property Manager, Not a Tech Company
“Like it's just a re it's literally just a property management company. Which is not a bad business. It's just not like a tech company.”
Kuveke: Ben Horowitz and 11x CEO denounced TechCrunch report as a lie
“Both, I think Ben Horowitz and the CEO of ElevenX immediately came out the next day and was like, this article's a flat out lie.”
Kuveke knows engineers holding six concurrent startup jobs earning $2M annually.
“I know engineers who have six staff software engineering jobs at like series seed and D companies. They're making One and a half, two million dollars a year working for six or seven companies at a time, because they're just able to do like, they do the bare mi…”
Kuveke: Clubhouse raised $1 billion at a $4 billion valuation
“Clubhouse raised a billion dollars at the four billion dollar valuation.”
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