David Schneider

General Partner, Coatue Management · 1 appearance on the record.

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David Schneider serves as a General Partner at Coatue Management focusing on enterprise software and AI investments. Previously, he was Chief Revenue Officer and President at ServiceNow, scaling the company from $100 million to over $5 billion in ARR.

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6 supported 7 partly supported 1 contradicted 2 not checkable as stated how the 16 claims stand · each chip opens the sources

16 assertions · 3 opinions · 17 insights · 9 disclosures · every statement was checked. The predictions and assertions are the 16 claims: statements the public record can support or contradict. 14 are resolved, and 2 name no date, number or outcome precise enough to check. Everything else (opinions, insights, what ifs, disclosures) can never be settled by the record, so it carries no assessment.

The record, in short

What the tape says about how David argues and how the claims held up. Everything they said, and everything said about them, is in the tabs below.

Their most notable supported claim

Assertion Supported
Schneider: ServiceNow required new internal products to hit $100M in three years
“And so we actually launched four products at the same time in 2015, or 2016, I thought we were going to kill two of them, because for me to be viable, it had to be a hundred million in three years.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 34:54 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings

Their most notable contradicted claim

Assertion Contradicted
Schneider: ServiceNow doubled street pricing and doubled revenue in his first quarter
“We basically doubled street price in that first quarter which helped us double the revenue for that first quarter.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 24:58 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings

Expressed certainty vs assessment result

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65% certainty 4
63% certainty 5

weighted support: a fully supported claim counts one, a partly supported claim counts half. Each filled bar is clickable and opens exactly those claims; "none yet" means nothing said at that certainty level has resolved yet

Argument clarity: do they answer the question? how? →

4.3 / 5 directness 4.2 · coherence 4.6 · precision 4.2 · compression 3.8

redirected or did not address 5 of 40 assessed questions (13%). Watch them ▸

This is a score against a rubric. It is not a rank. Every host question → answer exchange is scored with names hidden on directness, coherence, precision and compression, 1–5 each, on meaning alone: disfluencies are ignored, and only raw unedited episodes count. This is the score that measures thought. Every scored exchange, scores shown → · The rubric and its checks →

How they sound: speaking style how? →

263 words/min while actually speaking · 11 um and uh per 1k words · 7.9 false starts per 1k · 29.1% of pauses land inside a clause

Measured by listening to the audio itself: 11,403 words across 1 episode of raw-level tape, transcribed verbatim with every um and uh kept, each one attributed only where the alignment onto our timed stream is unambiguous. These are measurements of speaking style. We do not rank them: across this corpus, fluency and argument quality are nearly uncorrelated (ρ≈0.2), and smooth talking does not signal clear thinking. How it's measured →

Everything David Schneider said on 20VC that made the record, most notable first. Filter by type, assessment or year in the ledger →

Opinion
Schneider: Customer success departments are make-believe organizations that shouldn't exist
“So we got rid of customer success because quite honestly, it was a, just a make believe organization that didn't need to exist.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 36:53 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: 'Seagull VCs' distract management without providing real assistance
“My terminology from experience is there are VCs that are seagulls, And here's my definition. They fly into a room, or fly into a meeting, fly into a location, they basically take a shit, and they fly away. They talk a lot, they give work to do for other people…”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 55:15 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Opinion
Schneider: BMC and HP Software were 'dead already' during ServiceNow's 2011 rise
“The two companies we were competing with were BMC and HP Software. Two companies that quite honestly were dead already in my book. All they were trying to do is take money out of the revenue stream and drop to the bottom line. They weren't focused on the custo…”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 10:55 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Assertion Partly supported
Schneider: Gartner claimed ITSM market was capped at $1B during ServiceNow's IPO
“During the IPO process, we had Gartner Show up at a lot of the investor pitches and say, the size of the ITSM market is gonna be capped out at a billion dollars. So, we don't see the growth potential for ServiceNow.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 26:42 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Enterprise software leaders should ignore low-end competitors and avoid moving down-market
“And what I realized is there's 10 competitors down market. Let them go beat the crap out of each other down there. They'll drive all the investor dollars into the toilet. And we'll just sit here and focus on what we do really, really well and own the market th…”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 31:21 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Companies buy software to make money, save money, or avoid scandal
“People buy product for three reasons. They either buy it because it's gonna help them make money, they buy product because it's gonna save them money, or it's gonna keep them off the front page of a newspaper, which is usually what security products are being …”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 7:20 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
David Schneider: Delayed 'perfect' decisions are wrong decisions because issues change
“I think people try to make a perfect decision. By the time you make a perfect decision, it's actually going to be the wrong decision, because the issue's already changed.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 18:48 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Assertion Contradicted
Schneider: ServiceNow doubled street pricing and doubled revenue in his first quarter
“We basically doubled street price in that first quarter which helped us double the revenue for that first quarter.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 24:58 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Assertion Partly supported
Schneider: ServiceNow funded quarterly bonus pools based entirely on net new ACV
“In fact, up until recently, they had a bonus profile that was every quarter we would fund a bonus pool based on the company's achievement of net new ACV, which was new business minus any churn.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 34:01 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Assertion Supported
Schneider: ServiceNow required new internal products to hit $100M in three years
“And so we actually launched four products at the same time in 2015, or 2016, I thought we were going to kill two of them, because for me to be viable, it had to be a hundred million in three years.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 34:54 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: VCs must be founder-helpful, coaching founders with hard truths
“There is a difference, by the way, between founder friendly and founder helpful. And I think I have to walk the line between what I call founder friendly. I'm in your camp, but I'm gonna also tell you the truth. And I'm gonna get you ready for what's coming. A…”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 39:06 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Opinion
Schneider: Many stagnant startups today are worth more as cash than companies
“I would honestly say they're probably worth more as cash than they are as independent companies, and some of them have made the choice to refund the cash back to the investors, sell off the assets.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 45:14 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Small allocation sizes prevent VCs from taking board seats
“If my position's too small, it's hard for me to dedicate the time, and so I have to try to tell these founders, hey, you know, this is going to be awkward. I know you want us, you want me on the board, but I can't use one of my spots to”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 54:00 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Founders should select board members with operational experience over board volume
“I do think it's up to the management team to drive the clarity of thinking, and avoid when you're interviewing potential board members, look for relevant experience. Not the fact that they've been on eight other SaaS boards, but have they ever done anything th…”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 57:18 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Assertion Partly supported
Schneider: Data Domain reached $2B in revenue two years post-acquisition
“That company inside of EMC, we drove it to a billion that first year, and two billion dollars in the second.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 5:07 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Data storage buyers prioritize fast data recovery over backup
“It's not about the backup guys. It's about the recovery. It's about how fast can I recover this data so I can do my job and not get in trouble if something is corrupt.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 6:09 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: CROs must forecast revenue 90 to 180 days out within 3%
“And so my job always was, be able to call the number, 90 to 180 days in advance, plus or minus three percent.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 9:02 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Most founders cannot articulate their core value proposition until prompted
“No. I think not until we start asking. Now the best founders, the ones that I really get excited to work with, are the ones that have clarity of thinking about that process.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 9:35 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Capturing legacy enterprise budgets is easier than creating new spend categories
“The secret for me was it was easier for me to unlock dollars from existing known spend areas than it was for me to create a new spend category. And create new budgets that didn't exist before.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 10:16 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Hire salespeople with a chip on their shoulder to prove something
“I look for people with a chip on their shoulder. I look for people that have something to prove, where the best days are in front of them.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 12:55 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Assertion Supported
Schneider: ServiceNow's $1B HR product line originated from a sales engineer's idea
“That's probably a billion dollar product now, inside of ServiceNow, because we just listen to customers.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 16:32 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Disclosure
Schneider: Key Coatue investment thesis targets repeat founders fixing past problems
“I love repeat founders on solving a similar problem, just with a better approach. You'll find that as a theme of mine when I make investments.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 17:37 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Assertion Supported
Schneider hired 150 ServiceNow sales reps in 90 days to hit $100M
“I hired a 150 people in less than 90 days. And we did the hundred million dollars.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 24:23 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings
Insight
Schneider: Real diligence truths are uncovered on second or third follow-up questions
“I think it's that art of the question, and not being satisfied with just the first answer, but digging deeper, because the truth is usually the second or third question you ask will get you closer to the truth.”
David Schneider Sep 11, 2024 ▶ 29:23 David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings

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Statements about David Schneider, by other people (1)

Insight
Fougere: Personal buyer motivations drive enterprise sales, not corporate metrics
“Dave is talking there truthfully about like more probably corporate motivations. And so, and those are important, but they're also abstracted away from the motivations of the people you're actually selling to. And so Both of those are important. The ones that …”
Dan Fougere Nov 22, 2024 ▶ 26:59 Dan Fougere, CRO @Datadog: Why Discounting is Dangerous and Contract Sizes are Misleading | E1229 · 20VC with Harry Stebbings

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David Schneider: Why the Worst VCs are "Seagull VCs" & VC Value Add - Is it Real? | E1200 Sep 11, 2024 52m
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