Astronomer

“The CEO of a company called Astronomer was caught on the kiss cam hugging one of his employees, the head of HR.”

“There's a polymarket today on whether he'll be out by the end of next week. Ah, odds are currently sitting around 38%.”

“Nothing will kill a joke, like independent of all the crazy astronomer, Chris Martin, Coldplay thing. There's nothing that will kill a joke faster than a series D enterprise SaaS company making the joke.”

“They did need a new CEO immediately. And the founder, I believe his name is Pete, stepped up within days. Pete DeJoy.”

“This is maybe some of the best crisis comms work we've seen in you know, this decade.”

“If you are, especially if you're a founder and you're going back into a company where you've hired a CEO you should be, you should probably not be talking about that. See that CEO. Because if you come out and say they were not good and that's why I had to step…”

“The last fiscal year, astronomers saw a 150% year over year ARR growth, world-class, a 130% net revenue retention, and 90% product utilization with customers.”

“The production company was involved with the latest astronomer video featuring Gwyneth Paltrow.”