why aren't all 8 resolved? a statement only gets an assessment when the public
record can support or contradict it. opinions and what-ifs never can, and 0 checkable
ones are still open, waiting for their date. predictions held up or didn't;
assertions are supported or contradicted. on every card:
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▮▮▮▮▮ debate potential. speakers are clickable
Opinion
Hays: Astronomer's Gwyneth Paltrow video is decade's best crisis comms
“This is maybe some of the best crisis comms work we've seen in you know, this decade.”
Insight
Coogan: Enterprise SaaS companies jumping on internet jokes instantly kills them
“Nothing will kill a joke, like independent of all the crazy astronomer, Chris Martin, Coldplay thing. There's nothing that will kill a joke faster than a series D enterprise SaaS company making the joke.”
Insight
Coogan: Returning Founders Must Avoid Publicly Disparaging Ousted CEOs
“If you are, especially if you're a founder and you're going back into a company where you've hired a CEO you should be, you should probably not be talking about that. See that CEO. Because if you come out and say they were not good and that's why I had to step…”
Assertion Supported
Hays: Astronomer saw 150% ARR growth and 130% NRR last fiscal year
“The last fiscal year, astronomers saw a 150% year over year ARR growth, world-class, a 130% net revenue retention, and 90% product utilization with customers.”
Assertion Supported
Hays: Astronomer Founder Pete DeJoy Replaced CEO Immediately After Viral Scandal
“They did need a new CEO immediately. And the founder, I believe his name is Pete, stepped up within days. Pete DeJoy.”
Assertion Supported
Hays: Ryan Reynolds' Agency Produced Astronomer's Gwyneth Paltrow Crisis Video
“The production company was involved with the latest astronomer video featuring Gwyneth Paltrow.”
Assertion Supported
Astronomer CEO Caught on Kiss Cam With HR Head
“The CEO of a company called Astronomer was caught on the kiss cam hugging one of his employees, the head of HR.”
Assertion Supported
Polymarket Odds of Astronomer CEO Ouster Sit at 38%
“There's a polymarket today on whether he'll be out by the end of next week. Ah, odds are currently sitting around 38%.”