Nov 19, 2025 · 28m · tbpn

Cloudflare Outage, iMessages in Gemini 3, 𝕏 Reactions to Gemini 3 | Diet TBPN

John Coogan · 16m spoken Jordi Hays · 9m spoken Elon Musk · 21s spoken
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Hosts John Coogan and Jordi Hays analyze Google's Gemini 3 ecosystem and proprietary TPU training breakthroughs, examine Nvidia's pivotal market dominance and live earnings beat, and discuss key tech developments including global Cloudflare outages and telemedicine controversies.

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The hosts as informed peer 6.1 Guest teaching 0.7 Guest disagreement 0.6 The hosts pushing back 1.0
05100:0010:0020:000:00–5:33 · The hosts as informed peer 6/10 Integrating iMessage with Gemini 3 and AI Ecosystems Coogan and Hays analyze the strategic dynamics of Apple white-labeling Gemini 3 for Apple Intelligence and the barriers to cross-platform iMessage data portability. The dialogue is collaborative and analytical without conflict.5:33–7:51 · The hosts as informed peer 6/10 Gemini 3 Pro GeoGuessr Record and Benchmarks Coogan pushes back on Gemini 3's GeoGuessr benchmark, arguing Google might be overfitting its own Street View data. SPEAKER_01 counters by pointing out models succeed on novel smartphone photos submitted by users.7:51–10:36 · The hosts as informed peer 7/10 Google Training Gemini on TPUs Without Nvidia Coogan provides economic analysis on Nvidia's monopoly pricing power relative to Google's proprietary internal TPU deployment. The hosts review Demis Hassabis's compute constraints commentary.10:36–12:42 · The hosts as informed peer 7/10 Nvidia Earnings Preview and Market Demand Expectations Coogan questions the thesis that quarterly Nvidia earnings reflect real-time end-consumer AI demand due to multi-year infrastructure commitments from labs like OpenAI. Hays supports the framing with market capitalization context.12:42–15:12 · The hosts as informed peer 6/10 xAI and Nvidia Partner on Saudi Arabia Data Center The hosts review Elon Musk's declaration that AI humanoid robots will eliminate poverty and examine xAI's 500MW Saudi data center buildout. Hays playfully challenges the sweeping claim by contrasting robotics with scarce physical land.15:12–20:27 · The hosts as informed peer 3/10 Studio Hunting and the Mysterious Soil Remediation Machine The hosts recount a comedic personal story inspecting potential studio space in Los Angeles and discovering a sealed drywall box containing an active soil remediation machine.20:27–22:35 · The hosts as informed peer 8/10 Debunking AI Water Consumption Claims in 'Empire of AI' Coogan meticulously breaks down a mathematical error in the book 'Empire of AI' regarding data center water consumption in Cerrillos, Chile, contrasting sensationalized water claims with real electrical grid realities.22:35–25:11 · The hosts as informed peer 6/10 Picnic Workplace Delivery and Fast Casual Protein Benchmarks The hosts humorously discuss office meal delivery and fast-casual protein benchmarking before breaking down Cloudflare's widespread Internet routing outage.25:11–27:07 · The hosts as informed peer 6/10 Done Global Founder Conviction and Telemedicine Pill Mills Coogan and Hays analyze the conviction of Done Global's founder, discussing how telehealth venture capital models misaligned financial conversion incentives against traditional medical oversight.0:00–5:33 · Guest teaching 1/10 Integrating iMessage with Gemini 3 and AI Ecosystems Coogan and Hays analyze the strategic dynamics of Apple white-labeling Gemini 3 for Apple Intelligence and the barriers to cross-platform iMessage data portability. The dialogue is collaborative and analytical without conflict.5:33–7:51 · Guest teaching 4/10 Gemini 3 Pro GeoGuessr Record and Benchmarks Coogan pushes back on Gemini 3's GeoGuessr benchmark, arguing Google might be overfitting its own Street View data. SPEAKER_01 counters by pointing out models succeed on novel smartphone photos submitted by users.7:51–10:36 · Guest teaching 0/10 Google Training Gemini on TPUs Without Nvidia Coogan provides economic analysis on Nvidia's monopoly pricing power relative to Google's proprietary internal TPU deployment. The hosts review Demis Hassabis's compute constraints commentary.10:36–12:42 · Guest teaching 0/10 Nvidia Earnings Preview and Market Demand Expectations Coogan questions the thesis that quarterly Nvidia earnings reflect real-time end-consumer AI demand due to multi-year infrastructure commitments from labs like OpenAI. Hays supports the framing with market capitalization context.12:42–15:12 · Guest teaching 1/10 xAI and Nvidia Partner on Saudi Arabia Data Center The hosts review Elon Musk's declaration that AI humanoid robots will eliminate poverty and examine xAI's 500MW Saudi data center buildout. Hays playfully challenges the sweeping claim by contrasting robotics with scarce physical land.15:12–20:27 · Guest teaching 0/10 Studio Hunting and the Mysterious Soil Remediation Machine The hosts recount a comedic personal story inspecting potential studio space in Los Angeles and discovering a sealed drywall box containing an active soil remediation machine.20:27–22:35 · Guest teaching 0/10 Debunking AI Water Consumption Claims in 'Empire of AI' Coogan meticulously breaks down a mathematical error in the book 'Empire of AI' regarding data center water consumption in Cerrillos, Chile, contrasting sensationalized water claims with real electrical grid realities.22:35–25:11 · Guest teaching 0/10 Picnic Workplace Delivery and Fast Casual Protein Benchmarks The hosts humorously discuss office meal delivery and fast-casual protein benchmarking before breaking down Cloudflare's widespread Internet routing outage.25:11–27:07 · Guest teaching 0/10 Done Global Founder Conviction and Telemedicine Pill Mills Coogan and Hays analyze the conviction of Done Global's founder, discussing how telehealth venture capital models misaligned financial conversion incentives against traditional medical oversight.0:00–5:33 · Guest disagreement 0/10 Integrating iMessage with Gemini 3 and AI Ecosystems Coogan and Hays analyze the strategic dynamics of Apple white-labeling Gemini 3 for Apple Intelligence and the barriers to cross-platform iMessage data portability. The dialogue is collaborative and analytical without conflict.5:33–7:51 · Guest disagreement 2/10 Gemini 3 Pro GeoGuessr Record and Benchmarks Coogan pushes back on Gemini 3's GeoGuessr benchmark, arguing Google might be overfitting its own Street View data. SPEAKER_01 counters by pointing out models succeed on novel smartphone photos submitted by users.7:51–10:36 · Guest disagreement 0/10 Google Training Gemini on TPUs Without Nvidia Coogan provides economic analysis on Nvidia's monopoly pricing power relative to Google's proprietary internal TPU deployment. The hosts review Demis Hassabis's compute constraints commentary.10:36–12:42 · Guest disagreement 0/10 Nvidia Earnings Preview and Market Demand Expectations Coogan questions the thesis that quarterly Nvidia earnings reflect real-time end-consumer AI demand due to multi-year infrastructure commitments from labs like OpenAI. Hays supports the framing with market capitalization context.12:42–15:12 · Guest disagreement 3/10 xAI and Nvidia Partner on Saudi Arabia Data Center The hosts review Elon Musk's declaration that AI humanoid robots will eliminate poverty and examine xAI's 500MW Saudi data center buildout. Hays playfully challenges the sweeping claim by contrasting robotics with scarce physical land.15:12–20:27 · Guest disagreement 0/10 Studio Hunting and the Mysterious Soil Remediation Machine The hosts recount a comedic personal story inspecting potential studio space in Los Angeles and discovering a sealed drywall box containing an active soil remediation machine.20:27–22:35 · Guest disagreement 0/10 Debunking AI Water Consumption Claims in 'Empire of AI' Coogan meticulously breaks down a mathematical error in the book 'Empire of AI' regarding data center water consumption in Cerrillos, Chile, contrasting sensationalized water claims with real electrical grid realities.22:35–25:11 · Guest disagreement 0/10 Picnic Workplace Delivery and Fast Casual Protein Benchmarks The hosts humorously discuss office meal delivery and fast-casual protein benchmarking before breaking down Cloudflare's widespread Internet routing outage.25:11–27:07 · Guest disagreement 0/10 Done Global Founder Conviction and Telemedicine Pill Mills Coogan and Hays analyze the conviction of Done Global's founder, discussing how telehealth venture capital models misaligned financial conversion incentives against traditional medical oversight.0:00–5:33 · The hosts pushing back 1/10 Integrating iMessage with Gemini 3 and AI Ecosystems Coogan and Hays analyze the strategic dynamics of Apple white-labeling Gemini 3 for Apple Intelligence and the barriers to cross-platform iMessage data portability. The dialogue is collaborative and analytical without conflict.5:33–7:51 · The hosts pushing back 3/10 Gemini 3 Pro GeoGuessr Record and Benchmarks Coogan pushes back on Gemini 3's GeoGuessr benchmark, arguing Google might be overfitting its own Street View data. SPEAKER_01 counters by pointing out models succeed on novel smartphone photos submitted by users.7:51–10:36 · The hosts pushing back 1/10 Google Training Gemini on TPUs Without Nvidia Coogan provides economic analysis on Nvidia's monopoly pricing power relative to Google's proprietary internal TPU deployment. The hosts review Demis Hassabis's compute constraints commentary.10:36–12:42 · The hosts pushing back 1/10 Nvidia Earnings Preview and Market Demand Expectations Coogan questions the thesis that quarterly Nvidia earnings reflect real-time end-consumer AI demand due to multi-year infrastructure commitments from labs like OpenAI. Hays supports the framing with market capitalization context.12:42–15:12 · The hosts pushing back 2/10 xAI and Nvidia Partner on Saudi Arabia Data Center The hosts review Elon Musk's declaration that AI humanoid robots will eliminate poverty and examine xAI's 500MW Saudi data center buildout. Hays playfully challenges the sweeping claim by contrasting robotics with scarce physical land.15:12–20:27 · The hosts pushing back 0/10 Studio Hunting and the Mysterious Soil Remediation Machine The hosts recount a comedic personal story inspecting potential studio space in Los Angeles and discovering a sealed drywall box containing an active soil remediation machine.20:27–22:35 · The hosts pushing back 1/10 Debunking AI Water Consumption Claims in 'Empire of AI' Coogan meticulously breaks down a mathematical error in the book 'Empire of AI' regarding data center water consumption in Cerrillos, Chile, contrasting sensationalized water claims with real electrical grid realities.22:35–25:11 · The hosts pushing back 0/10 Picnic Workplace Delivery and Fast Casual Protein Benchmarks The hosts humorously discuss office meal delivery and fast-casual protein benchmarking before breaking down Cloudflare's widespread Internet routing outage.25:11–27:07 · The hosts pushing back 0/10 Done Global Founder Conviction and Telemedicine Pill Mills Coogan and Hays analyze the conviction of Done Global's founder, discussing how telehealth venture capital models misaligned financial conversion incentives against traditional medical oversight.

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Sharpest disagreement ▶ 14:04 Musk's absolute robotics wealth claim

Musk asserts emphatically that humanoid robotics and AI are the only fundamental mechanism to make everyone wealthy and eliminate poverty worldwide.

Hardest push from the hosts ▶ 5:54 Coogan challenges GeoGuessr benchmark validity

Coogan pushes back against Gemini's benchmark triumph, suggesting it might merely be memorization and overfitting on Google Maps training data.

Biggest teaching moment ▶ 6:05 Counterexample to benchmark overfitting

SPEAKER_01 corrects the assumption that the model relies solely on Google Maps data by demonstrating its performance on raw user-taken smartphone photos.

The host holds their own ▶ 21:13 Coogan exposes water consumption math flaw

Coogan provides a rigorous, data-driven debunking of published claims regarding AI data center water consumption, walking through the erroneous math.

the scores for every segment, with the reasoning behind each
ChapterTopicThe hosts as informed peerGuest teachingGuest disagreementThe hosts pushing backWhy
Integrating iMessage with Gemini 3 and AI Ecosystems 6101 Coogan and Hays analyze the strategic dynamics of Apple white-labeling Gemini 3 for Apple Intelligence and the barriers to cross-platform iMessage data portability. The dialogue is collaborative and analytical without conflict.
Gemini 3 Pro GeoGuessr Record and Benchmarks 6423 Coogan pushes back on Gemini 3's GeoGuessr benchmark, arguing Google might be overfitting its own Street View data. SPEAKER_01 counters by pointing out models succeed on novel smartphone photos submitted by users.
Google Training Gemini on TPUs Without Nvidia 7001 Coogan provides economic analysis on Nvidia's monopoly pricing power relative to Google's proprietary internal TPU deployment. The hosts review Demis Hassabis's compute constraints commentary.
Nvidia Earnings Preview and Market Demand Expectations 7001 Coogan questions the thesis that quarterly Nvidia earnings reflect real-time end-consumer AI demand due to multi-year infrastructure commitments from labs like OpenAI. Hays supports the framing with market capitalization context.
xAI and Nvidia Partner on Saudi Arabia Data Center 6132 The hosts review Elon Musk's declaration that AI humanoid robots will eliminate poverty and examine xAI's 500MW Saudi data center buildout. Hays playfully challenges the sweeping claim by contrasting robotics with scarce physical land.
Studio Hunting and the Mysterious Soil Remediation Machine 3000 The hosts recount a comedic personal story inspecting potential studio space in Los Angeles and discovering a sealed drywall box containing an active soil remediation machine.
Debunking AI Water Consumption Claims in 'Empire of AI' 8001 Coogan meticulously breaks down a mathematical error in the book 'Empire of AI' regarding data center water consumption in Cerrillos, Chile, contrasting sensationalized water claims with real electrical grid realities.
Picnic Workplace Delivery and Fast Casual Protein Benchmarks 6000 The hosts humorously discuss office meal delivery and fast-casual protein benchmarking before breaking down Cloudflare's widespread Internet routing outage.
Done Global Founder Conviction and Telemedicine Pill Mills 6000 Coogan and Hays analyze the conviction of Done Global's founder, discussing how telehealth venture capital models misaligned financial conversion incentives against traditional medical oversight.

Statements from this episode (18)

Opinion
Coogan: Google's Gemini 3 is currently the best AI foundation model
“Gemini three is definitely a great model. The best model potentially right now.”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 1:49
Prediction Open · timeframe Nov 2028
Hays: Apple will block iMessage data portability to Google's Gemini
“I have zero faith that there will be any portability. And the reason for that is Apple's paying Google to effectively, yeah, white label the model, leverage Gemini in the next version of Apple intelligence. And they're just gonna be focused on integrating it w…”
Jordi Hays Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 3:33
Assertion Contradicted
Coogan: Gemini 3 Pro is the first LLM to beat GeoGuessr pros
“Gemini Three Pro is the first LLM to beat professional human players at GeoGuessr.”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 5:33
Assertion Supported
Hays: Google announced its Antigravity agentic development platform
“Yesterday, Google announced Google Antigravity, their new agentic development platform.”
Jordi Hays Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 7:10
Assertion Supported
Hays: Google spent billions to acquire Windsurf's intellectual property
“They, of course Google did buy, you know, spend however many billions on, on acquiring the Windsurf IP, so not super surprising.”
Jordi Hays Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 7:41
Assertion Supported
Coogan: Google trained Gemini 3 Pro entirely on TPUs, bypassing Nvidia
“Google trained Gemini three pro on Google's own TPUs. No mention of Nvidia chips.”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 7:54
Opinion
Hays: Google bypassing Nvidia for Gemini 3 is not priced in
“This doesn't feel fully priced in yet to either company. But then again, right, it's so hard to predict demand over the next five, 10 years that maybe, maybe it doesn't even matter.”
Jordi Hays Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 8:13
Insight
Coogan: Nvidia retains monopoly power because Google refuses to sell TPUs
“If TPUs are not for sale, Nvidia does have a monopoly. If Nvidia truly is the only seller in the market because Google is not a seller then yes, they still extract monopoly power from every other buyer because every other buyer says, yeah, I'd love to buy TPUs…”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 8:23
Opinion
Hays: Naming Gemini after internal drama is quintessential Google culture
“It's extremely Google that a flagship consumer product is named as a reference to inner org drama that happened three years ago.”
Jordi Hays Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 8:52
Assertion Supported
Coogan: Google's Gemini is named after the Brain and DeepMind merger
“Google's Gemini is a reference to two formerly distinct labs, Google brain and deep mind that were merged into one lab, Google deep mind.”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 9:00
Insight
Coogan: Nvidia earnings lag real-time AI demand due to five-year lead times
“Also with the Nvidia news, it's like, how much can you actually read into AI demand based on Nvidia earnings? Because I feel like we're projecting out like these deals five years in advance. We buy the chips, then we install them like that whole rumored decele…”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 11:39
Assertion Supported
Hays: xAI and Nvidia will build a 500-megawatt Saudi data center
“Musk's XAI and NVIDIA to develop a data center in Saudi Arabia. It's a 500 megawatt data center in Saudi. XAI is working with NVIDIA and a Saudi Arabian partner to develop a data center in the kingdom. Musk said Wednesday at an event with the crown prince. The…”
Jordi Hays Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 12:46
Opinion
Hays: Musk's xAI likely intends to enter the data center business
“To me, it seems much more likely that, like, they just want to be in the data center business.”
Jordi Hays Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 13:23
Prediction Open · timeframe Nov 2030
Musk: AI and humanoid robots will eliminate global poverty
“But AI and humanoid robots will actually eliminate poverty.”
Elon Musk Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 14:13
Assertion Supported
Coogan: "Empire of AI" wildly overstates Google data center water consumption
“Empire of AI asserts that a data center is using 1000 times as much water as a city, In reality, it's 22% of the city's water.”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 21:28
Assertion Supported
Coogan: Brookfield launches $100B AI infrastructure program with Nvidia
“Brookfield today announced the launch of a one hundred billion dollar global AI infrastructure program in partnership with NVIDIA and the Kuwait Investment Authority.”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 23:28
Assertion Supported
Coogan: Done Global founder convicted in massive Adderall distribution conspiracy
“A jury found Ruthia He guilty of conspiring to distribute controlled substances after her startup, Dun Global, became a ready source of Adderall prescriptions for more than 100,000 patients.”
John Coogan Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 26:11
Opinion
Hays: Venture capital wrongly treated doctors as a bug to optimize away
“Hack and Venture basically decided, like, doctors were a bug, not a feature.”
Jordi Hays Nov 19, 2025 ▶ 26:23
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