Dec 17, 2022 · 1h 40m · my-first-million
BREAKING: Shaan Sells the Milk Road - A Conversation With the Buyers
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Shaan Puri announces the acquisition of his crypto newsletter, The Milk Road, sitting down with buyers Mike Wittmeyer and Kendall Saville to unpack the mechanics of the deal and explore their bootstrapped journeys from early SEO affiliate pioneers to nine-figure e-commerce and media exits.
How this conversation actually went
Every chapter scored 0–10 on four independent dynamics. Hover any point for the reasoning behind the score. The hosts hold 42.4% of the talking time here. How this is scored →
speaking balance: gold is the hosts, purple is the guest (3 minute bins)
Mike Wittmeyer directly challenges the smoothness of the deal by bringing up undisclosed gambling sponsor revenues that almost broke the acquisition during diligence.
Hardest push from the hosts ▶ 10:55 Putting the buyers on the spot regarding negotiation leverageShaan refuses to let the buyers off easy, explicitly demanding an honest grade on how well the Milk Road team negotiated the sale.
Biggest teaching moment ▶ 39:00 Kendall explaining New Jersey regulated affiliate market powerKendall educates Shaan on how cornering a single newly regulated market gave them pricing leverage of $1,000 per lead, resulting in a $50M dual buyout.
The host holds their own ▶ 1:30:20 Shaan breaking down the outlier strategy for selling companies during bear marketsShaan demonstrates deep expertise in M&A psychology, articulating why conventional advice fails when engineering outlier deals during a market downturn.
the scores for every segment, with the reasoning behind each
| Chapter | Topic | The hosts as informed peer | Guest teaching | Guest disagreement | The hosts pushing back | Why |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Welcome, Staying Low Key, and Fan Encounters in SF | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | Shaan sets up the episode with an intro framing and asks Kendall and Mike why they keep a low profile despite their wealth. The guests are relaxed, humorous, and completely collaborative. | |
| How the Acquisition Deal Came Together | 6 | 2 | 1 | 2 | Shaan and the guests recount how the acquisition began from an ad deal outreach and turned into a buyout. Shaan demonstrates domain knowledge of business exits and M&A psychology. | |
| Grading the Negotiation Process and Hidden Hurdles | 5 | 5 | 2 | 3 | Shaan puts the buyers on the spot asking for a letter grade on his deal negotiation. Mike and Kendall point out diligence oversights regarding gambling sponsor revenue that almost derailed the deal. | |
| Founder Personalities and Mike's Uphill Skiing Mentality | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | Shaan articulates his self-awareness as a starter rather than an optimizer, contrasting himself with Mike's relentless grind mentality. The exchange is deeply mutually respectful and insightful. | |
| Kendall's Hacks: Tesla Roadsters and Rideshare Credits | 4 | 6 | 1 | 2 | Kendall walks Shaan through his inventive SEO hack that ranked for Tesla referral codes to earn free Roadsters and lifetime rideshare credits. Shaan mostly listens and reacts with amusement. | |
| SEO Origins and Misspelling Paradise Poker | 5 | 6 | 1 | 2 | Kendall details his early affiliate days exploiting Google's lack of autocorrect by deliberately misspelling Paradise Poker. Shaan connects the tactic to current trends like the Kia rebrand search confusion. | |
| Mike's Poker Affiliates and the $3,200 First Sale | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | Mike explains his initial poker affiliate website sale for $3,200 as a teenager and his brief stint with physical odd jobs. Shaan prompts him to share early entrepreneurial milestones. | |
| Kendall's Early Retirement Party at Lazy Bear | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 | Kendall shares the story of throwing an early retirement party at Lazy Bear at age 33 following his first major sale. The group engages in lighthearted banter about keeping wealth under wraps. | |
| Pivoting to Regulated New Jersey Gaming to Build Catena Media Asset | 6 | 6 | 1 | 2 | Kendall breaks down the pivot to regulated New Jersey online gaming affiliate marketing, partnering with a competitor to form a monopoly, and selling to Catena Media for $50M. Shaan adds commentary on affiliate pricing power. | |
| Mike's Hard Reset: Dropping Out and the BrosIcingBros Blunder | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | Mike recounts dropping out of college, buying BrosIcingBros.com for $25K, and immediately getting hit with a cease-and-desist from Smirnoff. Shaan jokes about viral college marketing tactics. | |
| Pivoting to Physical E-Commerce: Founding JM Bullion | 6 | 7 | 1 | 2 | Mike describes the origins of JM Bullion from an initial affiliate shutoff to building a physical precious metals ecommerce giant and bringing Kendall on as the first angel investor. Shaan praises Mike's brutal self-assessment framework. | |
| Sponsor Message: HubSpot CRM | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | Short sponsor integration featuring HubSpot CRM and transition banter. Low dynamics and scripted host/voiceover elements. | |
| Kendall's Faceboom Domain Squatting Play | 4 | 6 | 1 | 2 | Kendall shares wild domain squatting stories including Faceboom.com and a terrifying encounter with New Jersey gaming regulators that triggered physical eye spasms. Shaan listens and reacts to the absurdity. | |
| Lifestyle Hacks: Twin Trainers, Private Chefs, and Delegation | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | Kendall and Mike discuss hiring specialized twin sleep trainers and private chefs for maximum cognitive efficiency. Shaan shares his own identical perspective on prioritizing personal health delegation. | |
| Bootstrapping vs. The Silicon Valley Venture Capital Model | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 | The conversation contrasts bootstrapping cash-flowing affiliate businesses with the Silicon Valley venture capital path. Shaan and Mike evaluate the trade-offs of autonomy versus shooting for $10B outcomes. | |
| High Conviction Bets: Buying Bitcoin in 2013 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 2 | Kendall explains his 2013 Bitcoin thesis inspired by his father's domain name foresight. Shaan shares his personal anecdote about bubble psychology when his aunt mentioned Ethereum at a wedding. | |
| The Crypto Thesis, Market Crashes, and Downside Protection | 7 | 5 | 1 | 2 | Shaan and the guests discuss the macro thesis for cryptocurrency, bank friction with traditional wires, and separating underlying blockchain technology from bad actors and fraudsters in the space. | |
| Learning Twitter and Prioritizing Real Work Over Hype | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | Shaan teases Mike for posting his very first tweet on the day of the acquisition announcement, discussing the contrast between public hype building and Heads-down operational execution. | |
| Mentorship, 10-Year Horizons, and Outlier Deals | 7 | 6 | 1 | 2 | Mike shares the philosophy learned from an early mentor on viewing business in 5-to-10-year horizons. Shaan expounds on why outlier outcomes require acting counter to conventional market wisdom during downturns. | |
| Wrap-Up, Twitter Handles, and Hiring for The Milk Road | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | Shaan summarizes why he chose Mike and Kendall as buyers over higher bidders due to their track record and shared upside. Kendall puts out a hiring call for Milk Road talent. | |
| The EO Fitness Bet and the Ski Mountain Wipeout | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 | Mike recounts his intense EO body fat challenge and closes with a hilarious story of attempting to backcountry split-board straight up a steep ski mountain in sub-zero wind. The show wraps on high energy. |